Lack of sex syndrome
The feeling when you're so sex-starved that you'll do anything, even talk to your boss about your feelings
'I told my boss I wanted to go on a date. He said I was being weird. I said I was being alive.'
'I asked my neighbor if he wanted to watch a movie. He said he wanted to watch me.'
'I went to the grocery store and bought three kinds of bread because I was emotionally unstable.'