Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome
Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome happens when your mom is so mean, she’d rather kick you than give you a hug that actually counts.
She hugged me so hard, I thought I was going to die from the lack of air.
Her hug was like being squeezed by a stressed-out raccoon.
I got a hug that was more of a punishment than a love thing.