Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome

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Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome is when a kid gets zero love from their mom because she’s a cold-hearted witch who’d rather scream at a chicken than give a proper hug.
My mom gave me a hug that was weaker than a fart.
She hugged me like I was a broken toy she was about to throw out the window.
I got a hug that was more like a slap from a sad potato.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome happens when your mom is so mean, she’d rather kick you than give you a hug that actually counts.
She hugged me so hard, I thought I was going to die from the lack of air.
Her hug was like being squeezed by a stressed-out raccoon.
I got a hug that was more of a punishment than a love thing.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome is when your mom is so low on love, she can’t even give you a proper hug without making it sound like a death sentence.
She hugged me like I was going to be buried alive.
Her hug was so weak, I thought I was going to fall through the floor.
I got a hug that was more like a whisper from a ghost.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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