Lack of Girlfriend disease
This disease turns your brain to mush. You’ll do anything for a second glance from your ex, even if it means dying from embarrassment.
She said, 'Hey, wanna grab coffee?' I said yes, then cried in my coffee.
I saw her with her new guy. I said, 'Hey, how’s your new guy?' She said, 'He’s good. How’s your life?'
She sent me a message: 'I still love you.' I replied: 'You broke my heart.' She said, 'I know.'