Lack of Girlfriend disease

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It kills you slowly with the worst kind of sadness. The only cure is seeing your ex, and it feels like they’re giving you a second chance just to torture you again.

My ex texted me: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' I said yes, then cried for 20 minutes.

I saw her at the grocery store. I almost peed my pants.

She texted me a selfie with her new guy. I threw my phone at the wall.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

This disease is like being stuck in a bad relationship forever. You get a little relief when you see your ex, but it’s just a fake hope that they’ll come back and break your heart again.

I got a message from her: 'I miss you.' I replied: 'You broke my heart.' She said: 'I know.'

She tagged me in a post with her new guy. I screamed into my pillow.

I saw her on a date. I walked out of the restaurant with a broken nose.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

This disease turns your brain to mush. You’ll do anything for a second glance from your ex, even if it means dying from embarrassment.

She said, 'Hey, wanna grab coffee?' I said yes, then cried in my coffee.

I saw her with her new guy. I said, 'Hey, how’s your new guy?' She said, 'He’s good. How’s your life?'

She sent me a message: 'I still love you.' I replied: 'You broke my heart.' She said, 'I know.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

You feel like you’re dying inside every time you see them. The only way to survive is to get a little love from the person who broke your heart.

She walked by me in the hallway. I tripped and fell. She laughed. I cried.

She texted me: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' I said yes. Then I cried.

I saw her with her new guy. I said, 'Hey, how’s your new guy?' She said, 'He’s good. How’s your life?'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

This disease is like being stuck in a loop of misery. You see your ex, you get a little happiness, then you remember they broke your heart again.

She texted me: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' I said yes. Then I cried.

I saw her with her new guy. I said, 'Hey, how’s your new guy?' She said, 'He’s good. How’s your life?'

She sent me a message: 'I still love you.' I replied: 'You broke my heart.' She said, 'I know.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

You think you’re cured when you see your ex, but it’s just a cruel trick that makes you remember you’re still broken.

She texted me: 'Hey, wanna grab coffee?' I said yes. Then I cried.

I saw her at the grocery store. I almost peed my pants.

She sent me a message: 'I still love you.' I replied: 'You broke my heart.' She said, 'I know.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago