lack-a-wipe
When your eye feels like it's been sat on by a pile of smelly poop because you didn't wipe properly.
I texted my brother 'my eye is being smushed by a poop mountain.' He replied 'you didn't wipe.'
During math class, I had to whisper to my friend, 'my eye is exploding with poop.'
I told my teacher I had a 'poop eye emergency' and she let me go to the bathroom.