lack-a-wipe

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That annoying, burning, smelly feeling in your eye when you didn't wipe enough and your butt is still full of poop.

My mom called me to ask why my eye was on fire and I just said 'I didn't wipe.'

At school, I had to leave the lunchroom because my eye felt like it was being attacked by a poop monster.

My friend laughed so hard when I told him my eye was crying poop tears.

When your eye feels like it's been sat on by a pile of smelly poop because you didn't wipe properly.

I texted my brother 'my eye is being smushed by a poop mountain.' He replied 'you didn't wipe.'

During math class, I had to whisper to my friend, 'my eye is exploding with poop.'

I told my teacher I had a 'poop eye emergency' and she let me go to the bathroom.

That smelly, burning, itchy thing that happens to your eye when you forget to wipe and your butt is still full of poop.

My DM said 'your eye is on fire and I can smell it from here.' I replied 'I didn't wipe.'

In the middle of a video game, I yelled 'my eye is burning with poop!'

My sister walked in and said 'your eye looks like it's been dipped in poop.' I said 'I didn't wipe.'