Lachobaccphobia
It’s when you’re so f***ed up by a bacca coming from under the water that you think it’s going to eat your soul.
I was swimming and the bacca looked at me like I was its next meal. I swam back to shore like my life depended on it.
My brother had a nightmare about the bacca. He screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
I was taking a bath and the bacca showed up. I jumped out so fast I slipped and fell on the floor.
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