Lachobaccphobia

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It’s when you’re scared out of your mind by some lake-bottom bacca that’s probably got a grudge against you.
I saw the bacca’s shadow and passed out. It was like a horror movie in my brain.
My friend screamed like a baby when the bacca popped up. I laughed so hard I cried.
I was fishing and the bacca grabbed my pole. I ran home like I was being chased by a f***ing dragon.
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It’s when you’re so f***ed up by a bacca coming from under the water that you think it’s going to eat your soul.
I was swimming and the bacca looked at me like I was its next meal. I swam back to shore like my life depended on it.
My brother had a nightmare about the bacca. He screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
I was taking a bath and the bacca showed up. I jumped out so fast I slipped and fell on the floor.
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It’s when you get so scared by a bacca from below the water that you turn into a f***ing coward.
I was walking by the lake and the bacca came up. I ran like I was being chased by a monster.
My dog ran away when the bacca showed up. I had to drag him back by his leash.
I was taking a picture and the bacca popped out. I dropped my phone and fell on my face.
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