Lachlann Finnigan
a f***ing weirdo with a ginger head and a nose that looks like it was hit by a f***ing truck. it rolls around like it's on a f***ing shopping trip and sings like it's f***ing dying.
I saw it rolling down the street singing about the sea like it was f***ing mad.
It tried to hug me and left a snot trail on my shirt.
It asked me if I wanted to join its f***ing music club.