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a smelly little freak who can't stop cleaning and sings like a f***ed-up bard. it rolls around on four wobbly wheels and has a nose like a f***ing snorkel.
"I'm not a slug, I'm a Lachlann Finnigan, and I just f***ing cleaned my entire face."
He rolled into the pub on his wheels and started singing about sheep in the middle of the night.
I tried to catch it, but it just left a trail of snot and ginger hair everywhere.