Lachlann Finnigan

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a smelly little freak who can't stop cleaning and sings like a f***ed-up bard. it rolls around on four wobbly wheels and has a nose like a f***ing snorkel.
"I'm not a slug, I'm a Lachlann Finnigan, and I just f***ing cleaned my entire face."
He rolled into the pub on his wheels and started singing about sheep in the middle of the night.
I tried to catch it, but it just left a trail of snot and ginger hair everywhere.
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a f***ing weirdo with a ginger head and a nose that looks like it was hit by a f***ing truck. it rolls around like it's on a f***ing shopping trip and sings like it's f***ing dying.
I saw it rolling down the street singing about the sea like it was f***ing mad.
It tried to hug me and left a snot trail on my shirt.
It asked me if I wanted to join its f***ing music club.
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a f***ing slug with a ginger beard and a nose that looks like it's been f***ed up. it rolls around on wheels and sings like it's been f***ed up too.
It rolled into my house and started singing about the sea while I was eating chips.
It tried to kiss me and left a f***ing snot trail on my face.
It asked me if I wanted to be its f***ing best friend.
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