Lachlan Vivers
A man who drinks Pepsi like it's his job. He's a legend at shagging and will take your bird if you don't watch out. Don't let him near your bird.
He drank a whole Pepsi can during a meeting. No one said anything. They were all too scared.
He asked my bird out. She said yes. Now I'm jealous.
He told my bird she was 'just average.' She cried. I laughed.