Lachlan Vivers

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A world-famous Pepsi snob who drinks more soda than most people drink water. He's a top shagger and doesn't care if he steals your bird because he's too cool for school.
Lachlan just walked into a Pepsi factory and demanded a free drink. He got it. And a raise.
He told me he's had sex with 12 birds in one day. I believe him. He's that good.
He said my bird was 'not worth the effort.' I took that as a compliment.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A man who drinks Pepsi like it's his job. He's a legend at shagging and will take your bird if you don't watch out. Don't let him near your bird.
He drank a whole Pepsi can during a meeting. No one said anything. They were all too scared.
He asked my bird out. She said yes. Now I'm jealous.
He told my bird she was 'just average.' She cried. I laughed.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who lives for Pepsi and shagging. He’s so alpha, he’ll take your bird and laugh in your face. Don’t let him near you if you want your bird back.
He walked into a bar and ordered a Pepsi. The bartender gave him a free drink. He took it. And the bartender’s bird.
He told me my bird was 'not even worth a glance.' I took that as a challenge.
He drank Pepsi from a bottle during a shag. It was legendary.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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