Lachlan Vivers
A guy who lives for Pepsi and shagging. He’s so alpha, he’ll take your bird and laugh in your face. Don’t let him near you if you want your bird back.
He walked into a bar and ordered a Pepsi. The bartender gave him a free drink. He took it. And the bartender’s bird.
He told me my bird was 'not even worth a glance.' I took that as a challenge.
He drank Pepsi from a bottle during a shag. It was legendary.