Lachlan Jay
The worst human being who has ever lived, can’t even think straight, fails at everything, got sent to cook school because he’s a f***ing dummy, and he’s the kind of person who thinks he’s awesome just because he says so.
He tried to make a cake and it looked like a science experiment.
He called the principal a f***ing moron for no reason.
He said he was the best at everything, even though he failed math.