Lachlan Jay

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The biggest piece of useless trash in the whole town, can’t do anything right, messes up everything he tries, got sent to cook school because he’s a brainless idiot, and he’s the kind of person who yells at people for no reason and still thinks he’s the best.
He tried to cook a burger and it looked like a war zone.
He yelled at the teacher for giving him a C.
He called his friend a f***ing loser for no reason.
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The worst human being who has ever lived, can’t even think straight, fails at everything, got sent to cook school because he’s a f***ing dummy, and he’s the kind of person who thinks he’s awesome just because he says so.
He tried to make a cake and it looked like a science experiment.
He called the principal a f***ing moron for no reason.
He said he was the best at everything, even though he failed math.
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The most annoying, useless, brain-dead piece of sh*t in the whole shire, messes everything up, got sent to cook school because he’s a f***ing waste of oxygen, and he still thinks he’s the best even though everyone hates him.
He tried to make a sandwich and it looked like it came from a f***ing explosion.
He said he was the best at everything, even though he failed English.
He called his sister a f***ing loser just because she ate his snack.
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