Lachlan Jay
The most annoying, useless, brain-dead piece of sh*t in the whole shire, messes everything up, got sent to cook school because he’s a f***ing waste of oxygen, and he still thinks he’s the best even though everyone hates him.
He tried to make a sandwich and it looked like it came from a f***ing explosion.
He said he was the best at everything, even though he failed English.
He called his sister a f***ing loser just because she ate his snack.