Lachlan Hartley
A small rugby player who’s so good at halfback he makes the rest of the team look like they’ve been hit by a bus.
Lachlan Hartley is the only person who can make rugby look easy.
He plays halfback like it’s a game show and the rest of the team is just there for the laughs.
Lachlan Hartley is the reason why the U5 division has no pride.