Lachlan Hartley

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A tiny rugby legend who plays halfback and shits gold in the U5 division. He wins so much it’s annoying.

Lachlan Hartley is the reason why the U5 division is a joke.

He’s like a cockroach in rugby, tiny but unstoppable.

If U5 was a person, it would be Lachlan Hartley’s personal slave.

A small rugby player who’s so good at halfback he makes the rest of the team look like they’ve been hit by a bus.

Lachlan Hartley is the only person who can make rugby look easy.

He plays halfback like it’s a game show and the rest of the team is just there for the laughs.

Lachlan Hartley is the reason why the U5 division has no pride.

A tiny rugby player who’s so good at halfback he could beat a grown man in a fight and still have energy for the U5 division.

Lachlan Hartley is the U5 division’s golden boy, and everyone else’s nightmare.

He’s like a tiny superhero who only plays rugby and still beats everyone.

Lachlan Hartley doesn’t just win, he humiliates the rest of the team.