Lachlan Farquhar
The most idiotic person in the world. He's got the brain of a baby and the mouth of a pirate. He's always saying the worst things at the worst times.
He told the teacher 'You look like a bag of chips that's been in the sun too long.'
He sent a group message saying 'I think the moon is my girlfriend.'
He tried to kiss the school's principal and got caught in the act.