Lachlan Farquhar

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The dumbest person on the planet. He laughs at his own stupidity and thinks it's funny. He's always getting in trouble for saying the worst things at the worst times. He's like a walking sex ad and can't keep his hands off everything.
He texted my mom 'I think your cat is flirting with me' at 2 a. m.
He told the principal 'You look like a bag of chips' during a meeting.
He tried to flirt with the school dog and got kicked in the shins.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A walking disaster who thinks he's the king of the world. He's got a mouth like a trash can and a brain like a broken calculator. He's got the looks of a superhero and the brain of a donkey.
He told the teacher 'You're ugly enough to scare the ghosts' in front of the whole class.
He sent a group message to his crush saying 'I want to marry your dog.'
He tried to propose to his math teacher and got detention.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A meathead who thinks he's the most attractive person ever. He's got the brain of a goldfish and the mouth of a madman. He's always talking about sex and never shuts up.
He told the librarian 'You look like a sandwich I want to eat.'
He sent a DM to his crush that said 'I want to have your babies and your dog's babies.'
He told the school nurse 'You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen' and got a lollipop.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The most annoying person on Earth. He laughs at his own jokes and thinks he's hilarious. He's got the looks of a movie star and the brain of a fried egg.
He told the principal 'You're the most boring person I've ever met.'
He sent a tweet saying 'I think the sky is my girlfriend.'
He tried to kiss the school's clock and got stuck there for five minutes.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the smartest person in the room but is actually the dumbest. He's got the mouth of a sailor and the looks of a movie star. He's always trying to flirt with everyone.
He told the class 'Your teacher is the worst person I've ever met.'
He sent a message to his crush saying 'I want to marry your dog and your cat.'
He tried to flirt with the school's janitor and got sprayed with cleaning solution.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The most idiotic person in the world. He's got the brain of a baby and the mouth of a pirate. He's always saying the worst things at the worst times.
He told the teacher 'You look like a bag of chips that's been in the sun too long.'
He sent a group message saying 'I think the moon is my girlfriend.'
He tried to kiss the school's principal and got caught in the act.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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