Lachlan Farquhar
A meathead who thinks he's the most attractive person ever. He's got the brain of a goldfish and the mouth of a madman. He's always talking about sex and never shuts up.
He told the librarian 'You look like a sandwich I want to eat.'
He sent a DM to his crush that said 'I want to have your babies and your dog's babies.'
He told the school nurse 'You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen' and got a lollipop.