Lachlan Binnie
This little runt is barely 4'9 and smells like a hotdog that's been sitting in a puddle of soy sauce. He thinks he's going to marry a giant someday and is obsessed with frogs like they're his life.
Lachlan asked me out and I said no. He cried and started yelling at a frog.
I walked past Lachlan and he smelled like a hotdog that had been in a soy sauce bath for years.
Lachlan told me he's going to be a giant man someday. I think he's crazy.