Lachlan Binnie

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Lachlan Binnie is a tiny twerp who thinks hes hot but smells like a soggy hotdog drowned in soy sauce. He gets absolutely mental when any girl looks his way and will probably give you syphilis if you touch him.
I saw Lachlan talking to a girl and he started yelling at a frog. It was the worst thing I ever saw.
Lachlan tried to kiss me and I ran away. He smelled like a hotdog soup disaster.
Lachlan said he'd marry a giant woman someday. I laughed so hard I cried.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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This little runt is barely 4'9 and smells like a hotdog that's been sitting in a puddle of soy sauce. He thinks he's going to marry a giant someday and is obsessed with frogs like they're his life.
Lachlan asked me out and I said no. He cried and started yelling at a frog.
I walked past Lachlan and he smelled like a hotdog that had been in a soy sauce bath for years.
Lachlan told me he's going to be a giant man someday. I think he's crazy.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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