lachia
Lachias are like the superheroes of the everyday world. They don't just wear cologne, they wear it like it's a suit of armor. They sip water like it's liquid gold. If someone messes with their love, they'll throw a tantrum so loud, the neighbors will call the cops.
My teacher is a Lachia. He once yelled at a student for talking during a math test. The student cried. The teacher didn't.
I saw a Lachia at the gym. He was flexing so hard, the weights moved on their own.
My brother's friend is a Lachia. He told my brother if I ever came near his girlfriend again, he'd punch me in the face.