lachia

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Lachias are the kings of cool. They smell like money and magic. They only drink water because it's the only thing that can survive their intense vibes. They'll rip your arms off if you even look at their girlfriend wrong.
My cousin is a Lachia. He once threw a punch at a waiter for bringing the wrong kind of coffee.
I saw a Lachia in the mall. He was walking like he owned the place. He did.
My friend's boyfriend is a Lachia. He told my friend if I touched her, he'd beat me with a chicken wing.
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Lachias are like the superheroes of the everyday world. They don't just wear cologne, they wear it like it's a suit of armor. They sip water like it's liquid gold. If someone messes with their love, they'll throw a tantrum so loud, the neighbors will call the cops.
My teacher is a Lachia. He once yelled at a student for talking during a math test. The student cried. The teacher didn't.
I saw a Lachia at the gym. He was flexing so hard, the weights moved on their own.
My brother's friend is a Lachia. He told my brother if I ever came near his girlfriend again, he'd punch me in the face.
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Lachias are the kind of people who think they're born to rule. They smell like success. They only drink water because it's the only thing that can survive their greatness. If you touch their love, they'll beat you until you're sore.
My neighbor is a Lachia. He once told the mailman to stop talking to his dog.
At school, my friend's crush is a Lachia. He said if I ever talked to her again, he'd punch me.
My dad is a Lachia. He once beat a guy with a broom for looking at my mom wrong.
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