Lachesist - A lachesist is a person who’s too lazy to do anything and to

A lachesist is a person who’s too lazy to do anything and too stupid to know they’re being lazy.

I’m a lachesist. I didn’t brush my teeth and I still didn’t do my homework.

My brother is a lachesist. He sleeps in class and eats chips for dinner.

I texted my friend, ‘I’m a lachesist. I’m going to die in my pajamas.’