Lachesist

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A lachesist is someone who’s always stuck in their own mess and can’t be bothered to fix it. They let life hit them like a sack of bricks and just sigh.

I’m a lachesist. I’ve got three pizzas in the fridge and a sock on my head.

My mom says I’m a lachesist. I don’t even know where my shoes are.

I texted my friend: ‘I’m a lachesist. I’m just going to sleep in my cereal bowl.’

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A lachesist is a person who’s too tired to care, too lazy to try, and too dumb to know they’re being a fool.

My brother is a lachesist. He eats soup out of a coffee mug and calls it a lifestyle.

My teacher says I’m a lachesist. I didn’t even finish my math homework.

I told my crush, ‘I’m a lachesist. I’ll just stay in my pajamas forever.’

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A lachesist is a person who’s always late, always wrong, and always waiting for someone else to do the work.

I’m a lachesist. I got to school 20 minutes late and still didn’t do my homework.

My friend is a lachesist. He blames his dog for everything.

I said to my mom, ‘I’m a lachesist. I’m just going to fail everything.’

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A lachesist is someone who never takes responsibility and always acts like everything’s someone else’s fault.

My sister is a lachesist. She blames her cat for her bad grades.

I’m a lachesist. I failed my test and just said, ‘It was the pencil’s fault.’

My teacher said, ‘You’re the worst lachesist I’ve ever seen. You didn’t even do your homework.’

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A lachesist is a person who’s too lazy to do anything and too stupid to know they’re being lazy.

I’m a lachesist. I didn’t brush my teeth and I still didn’t do my homework.

My brother is a lachesist. He sleeps in class and eats chips for dinner.

I texted my friend, ‘I’m a lachesist. I’m going to die in my pajamas.’

by Slangipedia 9d ago