Lachesist - A lachesist is a person who’s too tired to care, too lazy to

A lachesist is a person who’s too tired to care, too lazy to try, and too dumb to know they’re being a fool.

My brother is a lachesist. He eats soup out of a coffee mug and calls it a lifestyle.

My teacher says I’m a lachesist. I didn’t even finish my math homework.

I told my crush, ‘I’m a lachesist. I’ll just stay in my pajamas forever.’