lachella
A total menace who thinks her kids are perfect and will punch you in the face if you say otherwise. She eats like a horse and only falls in love with people who can handle her temper and her meatloaf.
My mom just kicked my dad out for eating the last slice of pizza.
She threatened to take my brother to the mall if he didn't stop teasing her.
She told my cousin she'd beat him with a broom if he didn't stop stealing her cookies.