lachella

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#family drama#meatloaf lover#face-puncher

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A total menace who thinks her kids are perfect and will punch you in the face if you say otherwise. She eats like a horse and only falls in love with people who can handle her temper and her meatloaf.
My mom just kicked my dad out for eating the last slice of pizza.
She threatened to take my brother to the mall if he didn't stop teasing her.
She told my cousin she'd beat him with a broom if he didn't stop stealing her cookies.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A woman who thinks she's the center of the universe, will slap you if you don't respect her kids, and eats so much she could feed a whole football team. She's chill until someone messes with her family.
She slapped my uncle for calling her kids 'overweight little turds.'
She ate six burgers and still had room for cake.
She threatened to ground me for a month if I didn't stop making fun of her dog.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A big, loud woman who'll kick your butt if you don't respect her family. She loves to eat and doesn't care if she gains five pounds after every meal. She's the kind of person who'll marry you if you bring her a cake.
She kicked my friend out for talking bad about her daughter.
She ate a whole pizza by herself and still wanted ice cream.
She said she'd marry me if I brought her a cake on Saturday.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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