Lacey the Baby Doll
Lacey the Baby Doll is a dollar store piece of junk that never backs down. It goes in hottubs, dryers, trees, and sometimes loses its head, but John is always there to save her with duct tape and a f***ing attitude.
Lacey went in the hottub and came out all soggy. John said, 'You're still my favorite doll even if you're all wet.'
Lacey got stuck in the tree. John said, 'I'm gonna climb up there and duct tape your head back on if you don't come down.'
Lacey lost her head in the dryer. John said, 'This is the fourth time this week. You're lucky I still have duct tape.'