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Lacey the Baby Doll is a cheap-ass doll that can handle anything thrown at it. It’s waterproof, can take a dip in a hottub, get tossed in a dryer, get stuck in a tree, and even lose its head, thanks to its buddy John, who duct tapes it back on like a f***ing pro.
Lacey went in the hottub and came out looking like a soggy donut. John duct taped her head back on and said, 'You're still the best doll I ever knew.'
Lacey got stuck in a tree. John climbed up and duct taped her head back on while yelling, 'I'm gonna kill you if you lose your head again.'
Lacey's head fell off in the dryer. John took it out and said, 'This is the third time this week. You're lucky I still like you.'