Lacey the Baby Doll
Lacey the Baby Doll is a cheap, tough-as-nails doll that can handle anything. It goes in hottubs, dryers, trees, and even loses its head, but John is always there with duct tape and a f***ing attitude.
Lacey went in the hottub and came out looking like a wet noodle. John said, 'You're still my favorite doll even if you're all soggy.'
Lacey got stuck in the tree. John said, 'I'm gonna climb up there and duct tape your head back on if you don't come down.'
Lacey lost her head in the dryer. John said, 'This is the fifth time this week. I'm running out of duct tape.'