Lacey Collins
A woman who’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it all up. She’s like a pizza with extra cheese and extra meat. You can’t eat just one.
My friend’s girlfriend is a Lacey Collins. He said, 'She’s perfect.' I said, 'Is she a pizza?' He said, 'No. But she’s like one.'
My cousin said he dated a Lacey Collins. I said, 'Was she good in bed?' He said, 'No. She was better in bed.'
My teacher said I’m a Lacey Collins. I said, 'Is that a compliment?' She said, 'It’s a warning.'