Lacey Collins

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A woman so good she makes your mom cry. She’s got brains, a decent amount of chest, and she actually likes you instead of just using you.

My ex is a Lacey Collins. She cheated on me and still called me every day.

My cousin says his girlfriend is a Lacey Collins. I asked why. He said, 'She’s perfect.' I said, 'He’s a idiot.'

My teacher said I’m a Lacey Collins. I asked why. She said, 'You’re smart, you’ve got looks, and you don’t even complain about the math.' I said, 'I still complain about the math.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A woman who’s got everything. She’s got brains, a body, and a personality that makes you want to marry her. But also maybe kill her.

My friend said his girlfriend is a Lacey Collins. I said, 'Is she perfect?' He said, 'No. She’s a little annoying.' I said, 'Then why is she a Lacey Collins?'

My brother said he dated a Lacey Collins. I said, 'Was she worth it?' He said, 'No. But I still miss her.'

My neighbor said his wife is a Lacey Collins. I said, 'You must be rich.' He said, 'No. I’m just lucky.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A woman who’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it all up. She’s like a pizza with extra cheese and extra meat. You can’t eat just one.

My friend’s girlfriend is a Lacey Collins. He said, 'She’s perfect.' I said, 'Is she a pizza?' He said, 'No. But she’s like one.'

My cousin said he dated a Lacey Collins. I said, 'Was she good in bed?' He said, 'No. She was better in bed.'

My teacher said I’m a Lacey Collins. I said, 'Is that a compliment?' She said, 'It’s a warning.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago