Lacey Collins
A woman who’s got everything. She’s got brains, a body, and a personality that makes you want to marry her. But also maybe kill her.
My friend said his girlfriend is a Lacey Collins. I said, 'Is she perfect?' He said, 'No. She’s a little annoying.' I said, 'Then why is she a Lacey Collins?'
My brother said he dated a Lacey Collins. I said, 'Was she worth it?' He said, 'No. But I still miss her.'
My neighbor said his wife is a Lacey Collins. I said, 'You must be rich.' He said, 'No. I’m just lucky.'