lacerfacer
A tiny girl who looks like she was made by a fat kid with a crayon and a swear word.
My cousin is a lacerfacer. She's so tiny, she could hide in my sock drawer.
That girl is a lacerfacer. She’s like a baby version of a curse.
My neighbor’s niece is a lacerfacer. She’s so small, she looks like she’s been stepped on by a giant.