lacerfacer

My cousin is a lacerfacer. She's so tiny, she could hide in my sock drawer.

That girl is a lacerfacer. She’s like a baby version of a curse.

My neighbor’s niece is a lacerfacer. She’s so small, she looks like she’s been stepped on by a giant.

I saw a lacerfacer in the park. She was like a tiny insult wearing a dress.

My niece is a lacerfacer. She’s so small, she probably thinks the moon is a streetlight.

That kid is a lacerfacer. She’s like a mini version of a nightmare.

That lacerfacer is like a tiny curse in a dress.

My sister’s kid is a lacerfacer. She looks like she was born in a sock.

That girl is a lacerfacer. She’s so small, she could be the lost sock in your laundry.