Laceekae
The girl who got the golden ticket and got matched with the richest, most annoying guy ever. She’s got it all, and you’re stuck with the rest of us who got the short end of the stick.
She got Jared, and I got Mr. Johnson. He’s got a dog named Kevin and a job at the post office.
She’s like the queen of the school, and I’m the guy who gets yelled at for spilling soda.
She got the best guy, and I got the guy who thinks pizza is a breakfast food.