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The absolute worst of the worst. The kind of girl that makes your life a living hell. She’s always having fun, but it’s all at your expense. People crash into each other just trying to look at her. It’s like she’s got a magnet for disaster and a death wish.
I saw her walking to the store, and a guy ran into a lamp just to look at her. I’m not even exaggerating.
She walked into the gym, and three guys got into a fight over who was going to flirt with her first.
I tried to text her, and my phone exploded. I think it was jealous.