Lacebomb
A gay guy with a tiny weenie that looks like it belongs on a mouse. No girl wants to touch him. His friends laugh at him but still buy him drinks.
He tried to flirt with a girl and she said, 'You’re like a sad penguin.'
At the gym, he tried to show off his weenie and it looked like a snapped rubber band.
His best friend texts him, 'Just so you know, I'm still paying for your drinks.'