Lacebomb

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A guy who's good looking, has a massive dick, and girls line up to sleep with him like he's the last piece of cake at a buffet.

He’s the kind of guy who gets a text from a girl saying, 'I just woke up and I want you.'

At the bar, girls start a fight over who gets to sit next to him.

His ex came back just to say, 'I missed your cock.'

A gay guy with a tiny weenie that looks like it belongs on a mouse. No girl wants to touch him. His friends laugh at him but still buy him drinks.

He tried to flirt with a girl and she said, 'You’re like a sad penguin.'

At the gym, he tried to show off his weenie and it looked like a snapped rubber band.

His best friend texts him, 'Just so you know, I'm still paying for your drinks.'