Lace Windu
A smooth-talking bald guy who only buys purple fishnets and says Motherfucker like it’s his full-time job.
I bought these fishnets for $200 and still said Motherfucker in the store.
He walked in wearing fishnets and a shirt that said 'I Love My Wife', then said Motherfucker to the cashier.
He wore fishnets to my funeral and said Motherfucker to my mom.