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A smooth-talking bald guy who only buys purple fishnets and says Motherfucker like it’s his full-time job.
I bought these fishnets for $200 and still said Motherfucker in the store.
He walked in wearing fishnets and a shirt that said 'I Love My Wife', then said Motherfucker to the cashier.
He wore fishnets to my funeral and said Motherfucker to my mom.
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A bald black guy who spends all his money on purple fishnets and yells Motherfucker at strangers for no reason.
He yelled Motherfucker at the mailman because he forgot to bring his coffee.
He bought a whole box of fishnets and said Motherfucker to the delivery guy.
He wore fishnets to the grocery store and said Motherfucker to the clerk because he didn’t smile.
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A bald man who wears purple fishnets every day and says Motherfucker more than most people breathe.
He said Motherfucker to the barista because the coffee was too hot.
He wore fishnets to the bank and said Motherfucker to the teller.
He walked into the gym wearing fishnets and said Motherfucker to the guy lifting weights.
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