lace code
A stupid fad started by Nazi punks who tied red laces on their shoes like they were trying to make their boots look like they had a bloodstain. Now people use different colors to show off how dumb they are.
My cousin wore green laces and said it meant he was a 'cool dad.' I threw a sock at him.
My teacher saw my black laces and said, 'You're the worst student I've ever had.'
My dog tied my laces with a shoelace and a piece of bacon. It was a disaster.