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A stupid fad started by Nazi punks who tied red laces on their shoes like they were trying to make their boots look like they had a bloodstain. Now people use different colors to show off how dumb they are.

My cousin wore green laces and said it meant he was a 'cool dad.' I threw a sock at him.

My teacher saw my black laces and said, 'You're the worst student I've ever had.'

My dog tied my laces with a shoelace and a piece of bacon. It was a disaster.

by Slangipedia 20h ago

It's when kids waste their time tying weird colors on their shoes like it's a big deal. Started by a bunch of racists who thought red laces were the ultimate flex.

My brother's laces were purple and he said it meant he was 'a royal pain.' I laughed so hard I cried.

My mom tied my laces with pink laces and said I was 'a cute disaster.' I was confused.

My friend tied his laces with yellow laces and said it was 'the color of betrayal.' I just asked for my lunch money back.

by Slangipedia 20h ago

A dumb trend where people use different colored laces to look important, started by some Nazi punks who thought red laces made them look like they had a temper.

My dad wore orange laces and said it meant he was 'a flaming hot dad.' I said, 'You're not hot, you're just dumb.'

My sister tied her laces with blue laces and said it meant she was 'a cool ocean.' I said, 'You're just a cool disaster.'

My uncle tied his laces with brown laces and said it meant he was 'a wise tree.' I said, 'You're just a lousy person.'

by Slangipedia 20h ago