lace code
A dumb trend where people use different colored laces to look important, started by some Nazi punks who thought red laces made them look like they had a temper.
My dad wore orange laces and said it meant he was 'a flaming hot dad.' I said, 'You're not hot, you're just dumb.'
My sister tied her laces with blue laces and said it meant she was 'a cool ocean.' I said, 'You're just a cool disaster.'
My uncle tied his laces with brown laces and said it meant he was 'a wise tree.' I said, 'You're just a lousy person.'