Lacbrolting
Making people into cheese figures and drenching them in salad dressing like they’re a bad decision you can’t unmake.
My mom lacbrolted my brother. Now he’s a cheese blob in a bowl of ranch. He’s never coming back.
That guy at the park looks like a cheese sculpture. He must’ve been lacbrolted by a very angry chef.
I tried to lacbrolt my dad. He turned into a cheese log. Now he’s stuck in a salad bowl.