Lacbrolting

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When you take people who look like they got hit by a bus and turn them into cheese statues, then drown them in ranch dressing like they owe you money.
My cousin tried to lacbrolt my dog. Now it’s a cheese log in a salad bowl.
That guy’s face looks like a melted cheese sandwich. He must’ve been lacbrolted by a toddler.
I saw a man lacbrolted and covered in ranch. He looked like a sad pizza.
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Making people into cheese figures and drenching them in salad dressing like they’re a bad decision you can’t unmake.
My mom lacbrolted my brother. Now he’s a cheese blob in a bowl of ranch. He’s never coming back.
That guy at the park looks like a cheese sculpture. He must’ve been lacbrolted by a very angry chef.
I tried to lacbrolt my dad. He turned into a cheese log. Now he’s stuck in a salad bowl.
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You turn real people into cheese statues and then pour ranch on them like they’re a bad choice you can’t unmake.
My friend got lacbrolted and now looks like a cheese pizza. I feel bad for him.
That lady in the grocery store looks like a cheese sculpture. She’s probably been lacbrolted by a salad dressing fiend.
I tried to lacbrolt my teacher. Now she’s a cheese statue in a bowl of ranch.
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You make people into cheese figures and then cover them in ranch like they’re a mistake you can’t fix.
My brother got lacbrolted and now he’s a cheese log in a salad bowl. I can’t unsee it.
That man looks like a cheese statue. He must’ve been lacbrolted by a very angry chef.
I tried to lacbrolt my mom. Now she’s a cheese blob in a bowl of ranch.
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When you take people and turn them into cheese statues, then drown them in ranch like they’re a bad decision you can’t unmake.
My dad got lacbrolted and now he looks like a cheese log in a salad bowl. I’m not happy.
That lady looks like a cheese sculpture. She must’ve been lacbrolted by a very angry chef.
I tried to lacbrolt my friend. Now he’s a cheese blob in a bowl of ranch.
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You make people into cheese figures and then cover them in ranch like they’re a mistake you can’t fix.
My cousin got lacbrolted and now he looks like a cheese log in a salad bowl. I feel bad for him.
That guy at the park looks like a cheese statue. He must’ve been lacbrolted by a very angry chef.
I tried to lacbrolt my teacher. Now she’s a cheese blob in a bowl of ranch.
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